I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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