He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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