You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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