Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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