Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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