No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
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you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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