READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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