and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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