watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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