oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
high people should be assigned attendants
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you are never too drunk for berry picking
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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