apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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