Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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