I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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