Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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