I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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