you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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