It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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