Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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