I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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