Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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