youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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