the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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