Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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