I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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