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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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