I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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