My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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