There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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