Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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