I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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