Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
40s are totally the cure
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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