i would punch a child for taco bell
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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