But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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