Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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