i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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