Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I think your dad took our porno
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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