In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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