As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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We need a shit load of segways right now
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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