I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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