I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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