You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
so explain again why im purple
no
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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