I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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