And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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