Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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