I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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