what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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