White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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