Need sex. Gaining weight.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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