I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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