DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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