My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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